Ten reasons why being a counselor is better than being a camper

1. No bedtime!
2. You can have a cell phone and a computer and have connections with the outside world...plus movie nights on your nights off.
3. No one forces you to drink your milk or eat your nasty canned vegetables!
4. Counselors' bathroom stalls never get clogged.
5. When you don't want to do something, you can make your junior counselor do it.
6. When your JC won't do it, you can make a highest honor or some other camper do it.
7. If you don't want to make a tough decision, ask the director.
8. Swim whenever you want, even in the middle of the night!
9. You don't have to clean your quarters for inspection.
10. Free reign over all the food...and being able to eat whenever you want

Bonus one just for Miss Bella...if a girl is "sick" with a stomachache, you can give them a sweet-tart and tell them it's a Tum and they always feel better. Haha. Yes, we're evil.